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A vous aussi. :-*

reçu d'un ami en GB...

Dear all,

Some of you may have seen this greeting from last year (or perhaps even the year before) but every time I read it – every time it cracks me up. In short, wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:-

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the world a great place (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year,

J'adore !

joyeux noel a tous et à l'année prochaine... occasion16; occasion14; occasion14;

De même.

Joyeux Noël à tous et toutes.... Enfin 8 jours de vacances.......!!!

Bon et bien un peu en avances, je vous à toutes et tous une bonne et heureuse année 2008.
Puisse tous mes voeux de réussite, de santé et de bonheur vous accompagner tout au long de cette nouvelle année.
Je vous souhaite enfin et surtout plein de belles navigations en skiff !