FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
19 years 2 months ago #41657
by pchanez
Le jour ou l'homme a decouvert le lait, que cherchait-il exactement a faire a la vache ?
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES... was created by pchanez
C'est vendredi ... je vous fais bosser un peu votre anglais (pratique vu le nombre de transaction outre-manche) ...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "..let's put all these Frosted Flakes
back in the box.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "..let's put all these Frosted Flakes
back in the box.
Le jour ou l'homme a decouvert le lait, que cherchait-il exactement a faire a la vache ?
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19 years 2 months ago #41658
by equerre
Replied by equerre on topic Re: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
1° j'ai compris
2° très bien !
François
2° très bien !
François
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19 years 2 months ago #41660
by Thierry
Normal, vu que tu as déjà fais le voyage outre-manche.......
Lyman N°55055 - 1958
Guépard N°114 - 2012 Vendu!
Bihan 6.50 N°347 en Juillet!
Site Web: www.tgmp-architectes.fr
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1° j'ai compris
Normal, vu que tu as déjà fais le voyage outre-manche.......


Lyman N°55055 - 1958
Guépard N°114 - 2012 Vendu!
Bihan 6.50 N°347 en Juillet!
Site Web: www.tgmp-architectes.fr
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19 years 2 months ago #41675
by Cédric F
Breizh Skiff Project, YCCarnac.
Replied by Cédric F on topic Re: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
Excellent



Breizh Skiff Project, YCCarnac.
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19 years 2 months ago #41685
by Ben
Replied by Ben on topic Re: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
Claire ne doit pas être blonde...
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19 years 2 months ago #41691
by Claire
"Semblable à un prêtre à qui on arracherait sa divinité, je ne pouvais (...) me détacher de cette mer si monstrueusement séduisante..." Baudelaire, Déjà !, Le Spleen de Paris.
Replied by Claire on topic Re: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
Non, ça va, je suis brune. lol Je voudrais avoir des versions comme ça en anglais, ça serait plus marrant!

"Semblable à un prêtre à qui on arracherait sa divinité, je ne pouvais (...) me détacher de cette mer si monstrueusement séduisante..." Baudelaire, Déjà !, Le Spleen de Paris.
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19 years 2 months ago #41693
by François M.
Si vous voulez aller sur leau sans risque de chavirer. Nachetez pas un bateau, achetez une île. [Marcel PAGNOL]
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Mes filles vont adorer
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Si vous voulez aller sur leau sans risque de chavirer. Nachetez pas un bateau, achetez une île. [Marcel PAGNOL]
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