Vendredi

Je veux une station comme ca

Elle est géniale ta station météo,
qui fabrique ce modèle, combien coute cette installation ?
quelle maintenance ? y'a t il des réglages de mise au point ?
Est-elle fiable ?



Ronan.

Oh for those who do not know it here is Pythagorus Theorum
There was an Indian Chief, and he had three squaws, and kept them in three teepees. When he would come home late from hunting, he would not know which teepee contained which squaw, since it was dark. He went hunting one day, and killed a hippopotamus, a bear, and a buffalo. He put the a hide from each animal into a different teepee, so that when he came home late, he could feel inside
the teepee and he would know which squaw was inside.
Well after about a year, all three squaws had children. The squaw on the bear had a baby boy, the squaw on the buffalo hide had a baby girl. But the squaw on the hippopotamus had a girl and a boy. So what is the moral of the story?
The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides!

Et encore une pour les anglophiles parmis nous. Mes remerciements au forum des Merlin Rockets, presque aussi dissert que toi Cedric...

A wealthy lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly. "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in midstrike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" (Pas mal comme nom pour un Cherub ça - Conniving Canine).

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the old poodle sits down with his back to his attackers , pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says; "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of this story . . . . .

Don't mess with old farts. Age and cunning will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!

C'est bien, mais elles sont à peine assez sales pour ce forum...

François

Pour ceux qui veulent aborder une anglophone ce week-end:
Quelques phrases toutes faites pour briser la glace.  : :-X

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!

Faites tout de même attention aux baffes. 

L'esprit sportif télérama

TRES (trop) JUSTE quand à la franchouille touch qui accompagne nos valeureux sportifs

où quand les intellos se penchent sur le sport :o

Un peu gros tout de même, non ? :o :
Et même pas si drole que ça si on le lit deux fois...

Fréd.

C'est vachement fort qd même deux articles différents déchirés de la même façon.... : :

Sinon c'est le journaleux qui était vachement déchiré...